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Short for "texas university," t.u is a name that followers of Texas A&M use to describe the University of Texas. Such a nickname implies that UT is a university in Texas rather than THE University of Texas, no matter what the Texas state Constitution might say. Additionally, they don't capitalize it because, they claim, UT isn't important enough to be capitalized, but in doing, they're actually denigrating their own state, so the non-capitalization most likely stems from the fact that the vast majority of Aggies happen to be illiterate. As a result, it becomes one of the few insults in the world that disrespects the insulter's own state and its constitution while simultaneously making the insulter appear uneducated and illiterate (a common byproduct of a Texas A&M "education"), while doing virtually nothing to actually insult the insultee.
Agnes the Aggie: "Eww, you're going to t.u."
Larry the Longhorn: "Aww, that's cute... Even a Sooner could come up with a more coherent insult than that! By the way, I hope you're not too upset about not getting into UT."
by hookemhorns124 September 28, 2012
 
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What Aggies call The University of Texas. t.u. respectively stands for "Texas University," implying that UT is not the one state university, but really just another college down the road. Many wonder why Aggies have so much contempt for t.u. - probably because an overwhelming number of arrogant, ignorant Longhorns look down upon Texas A&M and think everyone there is an uneducated hick, while assuming that UT is better than them at everything and that no one outside of Texas has heard of TAMU. That's why they call UT t.u.
"I can't wait till the lonestar showdown to see Texas A&M beat the hell outta t.u."
by NDW October 25, 2007
 
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T U
TURN UP, TURNT UP
Man, the club was T U tonight..
by Bucknasty March 09, 2012
 
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tu
a superfly girl with amazing skills
uhh dang uh dang, look at tu, she's hot!
by whoa dang January 20, 2005
 
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t.u
Slang for the University of Texas used by students at Texas A&M university. Two great schools in the USA and in Texas.
We really fucked t.u today! It was even close.
by EBOLA VIRUS April 30, 2007
 
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T U
Turnt Up

Can be heard being used on Waka Flocka Flame's Mixtape, LeBron Flocka James 3 (Track 8)
That Party Last Night Was T U
We So T U
by OFWGriff March 14, 2012
 
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The gay ass name Aggies came up with for The University of Texas. They think its hilariously clever. But in reality, it just makes them all look dyslexic and ignorant.
"T.U. is not funny. It is NOT insulting. It is dumb. Just imagine if folks from Texas kept talking about M&A and giggling. That would not be funny. In fact, it would be retarded. That's why UT fans don't do it. Please learn."-Jim Rome
by texasforevabiotch June 14, 2010
 
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tu
An acronym for Tits Up, meaning inoperative, broken or non-functional. Pronounced Tango Uniform.
Wallops Island Control this is Charlie Golf, be advised my alpha gadget is tango uniform, over.
by harry flashman July 20, 2003