mexican't 

A pessimistic Mexican.

Come on Jose, you can jump that hurdle, don't be such a mexican't

mexican't by molten February 2, 2006

mexican't 

A person of Mexican descent who does display characteristics typical of his or her cultural background. Examples include:
* not speaking any Spanish
* never having viewed a brick of pot
* does not live with at least 4 extended family members
* does not wear hoops (female)
* hates Selena
* no mustache (male or female)
* Jewish, Buddhist, Muslim or anything not related to Catholicism
* hates tequila, corona and jumping castles
* thinks Jessica Alba is a real Latina
* has no idea who Pancho Villa is
* says Pan-cho Vill-ah
* hates futbol (gooooooooooal)

Man, Maria-Elena is such a Mexican't, she doesn't even draw her eyebrows on!!!

mexican't by Raquel Miranda May 16, 2008

Hey guys, It's me tyler here with esmeralda I adopted her-" "NO I DONT" "I adopted her from mexico She doesn't know english yet" "SHH" "I donated to charity too, I'm really a good guy" "esmeralda calm down, Ok? we'll get some tacos soon 

A phrase made by Tyler The Creator. A celebritiy and rapper. He made this phrase up with kelly clancy's daughter chloe. This is just an inside joke!

Hey guys, It's me tyler here with esmeralda I adopted her-" "NO I DONT" "I adopted her from mexico She doesn't know english yet" "SHH" "I donated to charity too, I'm really a good guy" "esmeralda calm down, Ok? we'll get some tacos soon

Hey guys, It's me tyler here with esmeralda I adopted her-" "NO I DONT" "I adopted her from mexico She doesn't know english yet" "SHH" "I donated to charity too, I'm really a good guy" "esmeralda calm down, Ok? we'll get some tacos soon by Getting tacos with tyler April 10, 2021

mexi-can't 

A failure at life, a mexican fence-jumper.

Andrew Sainz is a mexi-can't.

mexi-can't by Rick James, BITCH..! August 1, 2009

Mexican't 

A lazy Mexican

Santigo is no Mexican. He's so lazy he's a Mexican't.

Mexican't by ThisIsJoe October 30, 2010

Mexiwon't 

A Mexican girl who won't admit she is Mexican. She denies it all costs. She bleaches her blond and names her kids "Dalton" and "Lane." She even marries a racist to prove it.

He "Juanita" why you acting so Mexiwon't and saying your name is "Jana?" You know it ain't true.

Mexiwon't by HardBodies78 November 14, 2019

Mexican T-shirt 

a paper toilet seat cover or ass gasket often found in public restrooms.

Always use a Mexican T-shirt when crapping at the gas station.

Mexican T-shirt by dankrab March 22, 2008