T.J. Lane

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t.j. lane takes it in the ass.

T.J. Lane by erthiccharris November 25, 2016

T.J. Lane

Thomas "T.J." Lane. A perfect example of the abominations American society has been producing lately. The 17-year-old perpetrator of Chardon High School shooting in Ohio that left 3 students dead. He became notorious for his behaviour during his sentencing, where he wore a T-shirt that had the word "killer" scribbled on it in the courtroom and told the victims' families "This hand that pulled the trigger that killed your son now masturbates to the memory. Fuck all of you". He was sentenced to three consecutive life sentences without the possibility of parole.

Basically he's one fucked-up, delusional skinny white boy who thinks he's the shizzle until he's thrown into jail with the general population most likely to be used as a fuck doll for the rest of his sorry life. He also has a sister who's actually quite hot and will most likely be angry fucked for the rest of her life for sharing the same bloodline as this nasty-ass little fuck.

Andy: Hey did you see the sentencing of that high school shooter from Ohio?
John: Yeah, what a fucked-up kid. Little shit doesn't know what's in store for him.
Andy: He'll probably be wearing a T-shirt that says "Bubba's Little Bitch" in jail

T.J. Lane: Y'all don't know me! I shot 3 kids dead in high school and I flipped off their families!
Bubba: I don't give a fuck ye little runt. Now bend over and take my STD-ridden dirty cock like a good laddy. Yee who's your daddy?
T.J: *whimpering as he gets anally violated*

T.J. Lane by Taco Taco, Burrito, Taco June 13, 2013

Jason T. Lane 

Jason T. Lane is the sweetest boy you'll ever know. He has such a kind heart and shows much love to his loved ones. When you think of Jason, you think of everything you've wanted. He makes many people so happy and can put a smile on your face within 5 seconds. He really is so inspiring, one of my favorite things about him. He will make sure his loved ones are happy and okay, even if he is not. Jason is insecure and over thinks at times.. I don't think he understands that he is so perfect the word "perfect" can't even describe him. It is not only me that sees it but anyone who meets Jason. He is so pretty, so handsome and he doesn't see it, he doesn't really know it.

In my opinion, Jason T. Lane truly has a beautiful heart. A beautiful soul.

Jason T. Lane by krispyyy July 22, 2022

TLane 

The coolest kid you will ever meet, you will feel like a fucking champ if you meet him, he is the best wing man you can get and is always getting everthing he wants. DO NOT call him by his name, refer to him as T-Lane or "GOD"

"TLane is such a god at what he does, I hear he can swim on land."

TLane by Darryll Mcgiver May 18, 2010

Tlanetzli

The dumbest person alive. Someone with no common sense or money.

Ex: god im being such a Tlanetzli right now

Tlanetzli by WhoEvenKnowsOrCares March 20, 2023