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Don't Neglect the Balls
Words used to describe a person in your workplace who possesses a PhD in Epic Douchebaggery.
A typical "DNB" will do things far beyond what any normal person will do to please their superiors; often without any additional compensation, reward or recognition.
DNB's alienate their peers due to their weasely kissy-ass nature, and often believe they hold an advanced supervisory position - often implied by their boss in order to boost their ball attentiveness.
A typical "DNB" will do things far beyond what any normal person will do to please their superiors; often without any additional compensation, reward or recognition.
DNB's alienate their peers due to their weasely kissy-ass nature, and often believe they hold an advanced supervisory position - often implied by their boss in order to boost their ball attentiveness.
Boss - "I see you are making deliveries after work on your own time...but don't neglect the balls!"
Employee - "Gargle Gargle!" ("Yes Sir!")
Boss - "Um, SURE you're the nightshift super*mumble*...as long as you keep letting me know who's goofing around!"
Employee - "Gargle Gargle!"
Employee - "Gargle Gargle!" ("Yes Sir!")
Boss - "Um, SURE you're the nightshift super*mumble*...as long as you keep letting me know who's goofing around!"
Employee - "Gargle Gargle!"
Don't Neglect the Balls by PhailBot June 14, 2010
My T.K's balls
My T.K's balls by zeinzee May 9, 2011
Balls aren't Touching
phrase. used to pull attention to round or spherical objects and if they are or are not, touching. Often used in reference to pornography, but can also be used in reference to non-sexual objects.
Variations:
Balls are Touching
Bawls are(/n't) Touching
Variations:
Balls are Touching
Bawls are(/n't) Touching
"This pron is so gay."
"No it's not, the balls aren't touching."
"They are now."
"O shi-!"
"Hey, back off. Your bawls nearly touched mine!"
"No it's not, the balls aren't touching."
"They are now."
"O shi-!"
"Hey, back off. Your bawls nearly touched mine!"
Balls aren't Touching by /b/rother January 10, 2007
Don't touch my balls
Joe: You have a bug in your code. Let me sit down, and I'll fix it.
John: Don't touch my balls.
Joe: Would it be touching your balls if I called your girlfriend tonight?
John: No, that would be fine.
John: Don't touch my balls.
Joe: Would it be touching your balls if I called your girlfriend tonight?
John: No, that would be fine.
Don't touch my balls by Alejandro con Queso March 4, 2006
they didn't lick my balls back in elementary school
they didn't lick my balls back in elementary school
Cheney! they didn't lick my balls back in elementary school -Francis
Cheney! they didn't lick my balls back in elementary school -Francis
they didn't lick my balls back in elementary school
Cheney! they didn't lick my balls back in elementary school -Francis
Cheney! they didn't lick my balls back in elementary school -Francis
they didn't lick my balls back in elementary school by Ray a Pedo October 1, 2023