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T Scotting

(verb.)
When one pulls an extreme amount of bitches.
This also includes getting money.
Bob: Hey bro I was just T Scotting
Mike: Damn bih you must have pulled mad bitches
Bob: hell yeah
T Scotting by asereht5 December 11, 2013

You haven't scored until the knickers are off 

You haven't scored until the knickers are off. Beware, Young Horndogs. Once in a while a girl will invite you up 'for a coffee' and you think you are in. Who knows why, there could be a hundred different reasons why, but she doesn't want you to stay the night. Defeat has snatched Vitory from your jaws. It happens, albeit rarely. Repent, reflect, get over it. If you call her again is up to you...
What the fuck. I met this chick on Saturday night and we got a taxi back to her place. After about a half an hour she said she was going to bed and that I should order a taxi home. I was gobsmacked. Just goes to show you: "you haven't scored until the knickers are off".

T-Scorch 

When the kid, who's usually quiet and subdued rises up and burns the hell out of someone and no one sees it coming. Usually followed by a shocked silence, and a whispered, "Harsh, bro, harsh"
Onlooker 1: Dude, did you just hear that?
Onlooker 2: Yeah, man he just T-scorched the hell outta that kid.
Onlooker 1: Man, that was harsh.
T-Scorch by Scorcha101 November 15, 2010

Don't get scoobed 

A term used to inform others to not be scoobed, or screwed over.
To be scoobed is to have your operation completely ruined.
Man 1: "I have a big project I am working on."
Man 2: "Don't get scoobed."
Don't get scoobed by lcgann July 11, 2023

got goalkeeper doesn't mean cannot score goal 

Originally coined by unknown person of incredible literary talent, made popular by Anthony, this phrase is an analogy often used to encourage people pursuing someone of the opposite gender which is already attached.

This analogy is based on the empirical evidence of soccer matches with positive goals scored (n > 0), despite the presence of a goalkeeper intending precisely to stop that. Similarly, just because a girl (guy) has a boyfriend (girlfriend), doesn't mean that she (he) is automatically unavailable.

A skilled striker may still be able to score a goal despite the presence of a goalkeeper. Of course, the presence of a goalkeeper does increase the difficulty associated with goal-scoring.

This has led to phrases such as "I can't even score an open goal!" or "wow Kenji can score goal even with so many defenders!"

Note: the definition listed above in no way represents the attitude of the author towards the subject
A: "wow that girl is amazing! too bad she's already with that stud Anthony"

B: "what kind of defeatist attitude is that! don't you know, got goalkeeper doesn't mean cannot score goal!"

A: "alright i'm going for it! watch out Anthony!"

Don't have a scoobie 

When you have absolutely no idea at all; clueless.
Person A: "yo u know how to solve that 1 question on the homework?"

Person B: "i'll have a look" "nah mate i don't have a scoobie"
Don't have a scoobie by AMT_ May 16, 2022