Thomas Jefferson's affectionate nickname for Thomas Paine, Revolutionary-era intellectual, musician, and author or co-author of "Common Sense," "The Rights of Man feat. Yung Napoleon," and "Declaration of Skindependence."
T-Paine: I'm in luv wit the Republic, g.
George Washington: Yes, but you haven't answered my question: should we launch the revolution?
T-Paine: Talk to Franklin... This war is all about the Benjamin, man.
Pronounced T-Pain, this is a alcoholic concoction that consists of Champagne and Tilt (preferably Puple Tilt). Blended together with ice this is like a frosty treat that will knock even the most seasoned partier on their ass when enough is consumed. Usually served at kick-ass parties in the Northwest Region of the United States. Created by the ultimate hostess with the mostest for the purposes of giving her guests the ultimate party brain-freeze buzz.
I went to Stacy's party and she was serving T-Pagne! It only took one before I stripped down naked and jumped in Lester Lagoon. Good Times!
The current craze in music where an artist electronically alters there voice to sound like it's flucuating and robotic. A phase we will look back on in 10 years and laugh about, questioning how it swept the music world off its feet.
"Oh, you hear that new sheit from Wayne? His voice is all T-Pained out!"