Don't ejaculate in my mayonaise and call it special sauce 

Expression used when one is ripped off.

Guy: Dude, this ain't coke, it's nothin but baking flour.
Skeazy Dealer: Bullshit. This coke is the bee's knees. I got it from my cuz, yo.
Guy: Listen "bro", "Don't ejaculate in my mayonaise and call it special sauce." You and your "cuz" can go fuck yourselves.

Don't ejaculate in my mayonaise and call it special sauce by Brazzell Dazzle August 24, 2009

Tejas Pillai 

In 2004 Tejas Pillai the betrayer of Pewdiepie was born. At birth, Tejas was eating fish curry, daal, papadum, and samosa all day long while watching T-series. Many young kids consider Tejas as Gay but he shows equal love to both genders through hugs. Tejas is currently the God of India and all black people. In Pewdiepie's song Bitch lasagne it states "Tejas is nothing but a bitch lasagne" this shows t series is shit to the god of all whites Pewdiepie. To sum Tejas all up in one word it is 'simple but complex'

Kohli: I invented a new Curry
Pujara: What are you going to call it
Kohli: Tejas Pillai after our God

Tejas Pillai by Daniel5tookenham June 3, 2020

tejaswini 

Tejaswini is a really pure soul. If you know a Tejaswini then you're very very lucky. Hanging around her is a blessing. She hides all her feelings deep down and never lets anyone find out. She is very attractive and a lot of boys seem to be attracted to her but is she chooses someone then she'll want that person. Tejaswini has a divine beauty,full of kindness and once you know her, you'll want to hang out with her everyday

Damn i met Tejaswini and she is gorgeous and an angel

tejaswini by ♡Glitter_bomb♡ February 1, 2019

Tejal 

Tejal is someone with the purest heart , She is kind , she is sensitive , she is strong headed and a bold woman ! Tejal keeps her pov straight n Makes her friends proud of her ! She is the cutest being alive !

Look , she is a Tejal 🔥

Tejal by Abhi0307 May 16, 2020

tejumola 

Tejumola is a name from the Yoruba tribe in Nigeria meaning "always seeking wealth". The short version of the name is Teju and is both a male and female name. If you ever meet a Teju/Tejumola, you must cherish this person and consider yourself lucky. They are generally energetic, fun, beautiful, and funny. They will most definitely bring joy to your life!

Example 1
Person 1: This party is sooo lame!
Person 2: I know! Where is Tejumola?! Let me bug her until she comes.

Example 2
"The winner of the Miss Universe Contest is... Tejumola!!

tejumola by lantej July 23, 2016

tejran 

TejRan is an emotion. It is the combination of two beautiful humans tejasswi prakash and karan kundrra. They fell madly in love with each other. Made for each other.

If you wanna understand the real meaning of love, just look at our TejRan.

tejran by Shrehaa Tawar November 24, 2021

Tejashree 

She's sweet and caring ,beautiful and Trustworthy. She'll always listen to you and she can always make you feel better. She is a great friend and is always reliable. She is the one to ask for forever. she is made of love. She has the purest soul. She has the prettiest eyes u will ever see ;Over all she's amazingly perfect. If you know this girl YOU NEED TO BE FRIENDS WITH HER.AND GUYS GO FOR HER SHE IS AMAZING TAKE A CHANCE AND DATE HER. She is a very good friend and can be a very good girlfriend. Over all she's amazing.

Tejashree

Tejashree by C&C December 2, 2021