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An eccentric jammy person, who is uber dependent on every person they know. With absolutely zero will power a 'Szucs' seems to always get into sticky situations, but is redonkulously persuasive and lucky. They will without fail find a scapegoat and therefore never learn the lesson.
Pulled with no tax, MOT and insurance? Cripes. Don't worry we'll Szucs this, you'll get your licence back...

You Jammy MotherSzucser!

He's only gone and ruddy Szucs'd it!
Szucs by Gonzoh October 16, 2010
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The best god damn last name in the whole God damn world. If someone has this last name don't ask them how to spell it. Just marry them. Right there. That moment. Also can be used as a mating call.
Guy: Szuch

Woman: I'm ready to mate
szuch by Alyluvsya January 31, 2016
Related Words
sexually prominent; a success in the areas of sexual relations
Jennifer was sucsexful this weekend, because she got laid.
sucsexful by Savy Williamson February 26, 2008

sucstressful

Achievement of success while enduring much stress.
In the same business day you find out the property you rent for your biz is in forclosure & then you receive a phone call from a national publication congratulating you on your biz making the front cover of next months issue. That's a sucstressful day.
sucstressful by SoakinJoes.com September 13, 2009
Can be used when referring to sex and success.
When receiving a sexual present (force does not count) you may utter sucsex.
"How was your night last night John"
"Sucsexfull Tim"
"Sucsex"
Sucsex by Elliott Lupson March 10, 2009

Sucsexes 

Sucsexes. Achieve numerous amounts of sexual gifts.
"Hows it been going with the tourists this year John"
"Sucsexes"
"Really you Sucsexfull son of a bitch"
Sucsexes by Elliott Lupson March 10, 2009
Girl 1: Ugh I’m so tired of life but I’ll miss hooking up
Girl 2: OMG U SHOULD TRY SUCSIDE!!
Sucside by Shoto’s wife October 8, 2021