short cop syndrone 

A psychological disorder common in police officers 5'6" and under. Do to self-esteem issues stemming from their reduced stature, they compensate by exerting an amount of angst non-proportional to the violation incurred by the offender.

Guy: What's the problem officer?
Short cop: What's the problem!?! You were going 57 in a 55 zone!!! (gets all red in the face) And keep your hands on the wheel where i can see them!!!
Guy(thinking): God what a case of short cop syndrone

short cop syndrone by Capt. Salisbury January 21, 2010

PMS ( Parked Motorcycle Syndrone ) 

A person's bad mood due to rainclouds, resulting in the person's motorcycle remaining parked in his or her garage.

"It's raining outside? Nooo! I can't ride my motorcycle!"
"We should leave Dad alone; it's raining outside so he has PMS ( Parked Motorcycle Syndrone )."

PMS ( Parked Motorcycle Syndrone ) by Juicer June 14, 2006

Dense Protaganist Syndrone 

When a person has people falling in love with them but they are unable to understand the affect that they have on them and cause them a lot of anger for not loving them back.

Girl 1: "Why won't that guy just notice how much I care for him"
Girl 2: "He definetly has Dense Protaganist Syndrone then if he can't notice you"

Dense Protaganist Syndrone by JCWormwoodHeart December 16, 2016

Mikoto kayano syndrone

A condition where all you think about is mikoto.

Person 1: hi
Person 2: there’s a “i” in “hi”, wanna know what else has a “i” in it? MIKOTO KAYANO.

Person 1: you have a serious case of mikoto kayano syndrone.

Mikoto kayano syndrone by #1 mikoto fan February 3, 2024

Mikoto kayano syndrone

A condition where all you think about is mikoto.

Person 1: hi
Person 2: there’s a “i” in “hi”, wanna know what else has a “i” in it? MIKOTO KAYANO.

Person 1: you have a serious case of mikoto kayano syndrone.

Mikoto kayano syndrone by #1 mikoto fan February 3, 2024

Mikoto kayano syndrone

A condition where all you think about is mikoto.

Person 1: hi
Person 2: there’s a “i” in “hi”, wanna know what else has a “i” in it? MIKOTO KAYANO.

Person 1: you have a serious case of mikoto kayano syndrone.

Mikoto kayano syndrone by #1 mikoto fan February 3, 2024

Freddie Mercury Syndrome 

This is the definition of your existence - ‘I don’t want to die; sometimes wish I’d never been born at all’

Simran: Hi guys! All well?
Jasmine: Yes, bruh. How about you, ronka?
Ronak: A little blue today; I think I have Freddie Mercury Syndrome

Freddie Mercury Syndrome by rtalati January 21, 2022