Sue Sylvester

1. A character from the television show Glee; a particularly evil cheerleading coach whose single goal in life is to destroy the glee club.

2. The subject of a series of Chuck Norris-esque jokes.

Sue Sylvester doesn't have a "ctrl" button on her computer, Sue Sylvester is always in control. OR There is no such thing as natural selection, only things Sue Sylvester allows to live.

Sue Sylvester by Gleeful Jay October 18, 2009

Sylvette 

A girl who is beautiful in her own way.

1. Me: Woah, look at her.

Person: must be a Sylvette.

Sylvette by Iwanttoeatyou November 7, 2012

Bill Sykes 

A man of untrustworthy character (taken from the character in the book "Oliver Twist" by Charles Dickens

He's a right little Bill Sykes

Bill Sykes by Billybobbob November 12, 2003

Nathan James Sykes 

A amazingly fit and cute 18-year-old who is AMAZING at singing and is just amazing.... He is from the most amazing band in the world, The WANTED and is amazing!!! :)

I love Nathan James Sykes...

Nathan James Sykes is amazing!! x

Nathan James Sykes by Me :) x - Damn June 18, 2011

Sylvester Stallowned

The ultimate of all owning

Just...straight STALLOWNED

Sylvester Stallowned by Think Posi January 26, 2005

Sylvester Equation

An equation that tells you exactly how many beers you would need to drink to make a conscious decision to sleep with a girl. Person using the equation must be sober.

10 - X = # of beers

where '10' is the maximum 'hotness' score a girl can recieve, 'X' is the score given to the girl (1-10). The subtraction yields the number of beers one needs to consume.

*note: a beer can also be replaced by a 1oz. shot or mixed drink equivalent to one ounce of alcohol (40% or greater)

(taking place at local bar/club/party)

GUY1: Hey man what do you think of that girl over by the bar?

GUY2: Man, I'd give her a 4 outta 10

GUY1: Yea she does look pretty beat. Well according to the Sylvester Equation I'm gunna need 6 beers before I try to get any.

Sylvester Equation by buffalo ny March 6, 2010

Tom Sykes 

Younger brother to Oliver Sykes (vocals of Bring Me The Horizon) Tom Sykes is the sexiest man under the age of 20. He's an amazing photographer and a gorgeous model. He travels with Bring Me The Horizon and tests the drums. Tom likes skating, photography, drums, and drinking. His eyes would make god himself weep, and he has an accent that would make a nun moan.

Tom Sykes is well phit, mate!



God Bless Ian & Carol Sykes!
Why mate?
For creating the sexiest man under 20, Tom Sykes.

Tom Sykes by Hey! Karley January 12, 2009