Skyjob

When you recieve a blowjob while playing the sensational game that is Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Dude- my girlfriend gave me a "Skyjob" yesterday.
Friend- How was that?
Dude- Orgasmic! I thought my mind was going to explode. This is definitely better than a blumpkin!

Skyjob by bossrossin February 7, 2012

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Syobevoli

Syobevoli is usually a term to describe a player (MMORPGs) who has the lowest ping, best gear, and 0 skill. Which also has the highest e-peen in the game too. (Or so they tend to think)

Syobevoli: Oh ma gawd, check ma gear, check my ping, I'm the best player ever.
Random Dude: Oh look, a syobevoli.

Syobevoli by IkaIsTooStrong™ October 18, 2011

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Related Words

Sycoban • Sjoba • sjobakken • sjoberg • sojob • SYOB • Syobevoli • syobon

sjobakken

probably one of the coolest last names you'll ever hear. someone with this last name has to be cool and assumed with greatness.

guy : who is that extremely cool, confident, attractive, and athletic person over there?
girl: i'm not too sure but considering those qualities i'm guessing they're a sjobakken.

sjobakken by swehc13 June 22, 2011

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SYOB

1. Smoke Your Own Bud, similar to BYOB, for party scenes and get-togethers alike.
2. Snort Your Own Blow, a bit more Scarface-esque, this one still is just a friendly reminder to bring your own shit, if you want to get down at the party being thrown.

Bro 1: 'Yo! You going to that party this weekend?'
Bro 2: 'Fo Sho' man, I heard its SYOB though, so don't forget to bring a baggie'
Bro 1: 'Word'

SYOB by Dyke Meyers March 18, 2014

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sjoberg

The worst spanish teacher in the world. Majority of her students are failing due to lack of enthusiasm and teaching skills. Half the classes droped out into another class or droped out period. The other half are failing badly. Synonem of evil.

"I fell asleep in sjobergs class again, whos class?"

sjoberg by anonomous June 11, 2006

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syobon

syobon is one of the words in syobon action one of the hardest games ever also known as Cat mario

hey you heard of syobon action?

no

syobon by _redac October 8, 2020

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sjob

when a very flexible guy gives himself a blow job. the full word is solo job but sjob is better...can also be called selfjob solojob sjob.

dillion p is very good at giving himself sjobs.

sjob by mel who wishes he could sjob March 13, 2009

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