SOPAthetic 

What the government is

The government's laws are SOPAthetic

SOPAthetic by Kal Johal February 3, 2012

lovers spat 

Well a "spat" is a petty quarrell/fight. So it's basically just when two lovers get into a fight.

Bob and Rebecca had their first lovers spat the other day about who gets the last piece of pizza.

lovers spat by Greendayyyy16 November 11, 2015

Coogan Spatula 

When Steve Coogan flips waffle fries or any unprepared frozen meal or treat with his dick-hole.

Hey Steve, make sure to Coogan Spatula those waffle fries well.

Coogan Spatula by Sheepy 9 December 19, 2013

New Jersey Spatula 

When you are fisting your significant other and proceed to flip them over with your fist still inside of them, like a spatula

Riley: Flip me over and slap my ass
Matt: *with his fist still in her* NEW JERSEY SPATULA TIME!

*with the power of god he flips her over as if she were a spatula*

New Jersey Spatula by 11inchbonner November 5, 2018

Better than a dirty spatula

A phrase indicating that an item isn't the best thing in the world, but it's far from the worst thing offered.

"That set of mismatched socks isn't my favorite, but it's still better than a dirty spatula."

Better than a dirty spatula by Wzrdpnda December 11, 2022

Spatika 

the most amazing kindest girl in the world
also stubborn

Haha you fed those tiny kittens, you're such a Spatika!

Spatika by babypigeon December 8, 2019

spatial genius 

A disparaging nickname, applied as a joke, to someone who doesn’t know their ass from a hole in the ground.

Yup, throughout my incredible life I’ve been widely recognized for my astounding feats as a spatial genius.

spatial genius by Dr Bunnygirl April 10, 2021