methanical pancake swiveller 

A man with long, greasy hair, green teeth, baggy pinstripe trousers with braces and white plimmies. He sneaks around on farmland waiting for a cow to drop a pat. Slavering with excitement he drops his pants and swivels his bare arse on the still-warm bovine pancake whilst making high-pitched mooing sounds.

Its amazing how many methanical pancake swivellers you see on a sunny day.

methanical pancake swiveller by Clagbo July 19, 2006

Swiveltexting 

When one sits on a swiveling stool and text messages.

Another name for fucking the dog.

Rob spent the day swiveltexting instead of doing his job.

Swiveltexting by Abed Troy June 19, 2010

Sniveller 

Sniveller is term used for some who has rat like qualities. One who is a sniveller will usually have annoying qualities. Such qualities include a lisp , and thinking that you know a lot about a topic which you don't The sniveller usually walks around places with his neck and face toward the ground. A sniveller will most likely be an unpopular person at school or someone with a reputation which is not so great. Snivellers sometimes eat their sandwhiches with their front teeth as well , as getting mad and obnoxious over jokes. The sniveller will try and shove off the jokester and yell at them. Snivellers are nosy and bug people. They usally are techie or game people with an attitude which is horrible. They do not have downs syndrome but tend to act like they do at times.

Julian: Man that David kid is such a sniveller.
Callum: I know he's so annoying , and bothers the shit out of people. Why can't he just leave the computer room.

Sniveller by Heartmanofwestdale2sorry October 15, 2009

Swivelly Dingo 

when you are caught mid coitus with a partner you should not be with. When you're in a situation and you somehow avoid a larger confrontation and escape

When after a few too many drinks your girlfriend catches you mid coitus with her identical twin sister and you leave via the window. "Oh you swivelly Dingo you! "

Swivelly Dingo by JMRM January 19, 2021

Gabe Swindelled 

A Pointless conversation

me: "Hey I just got Gabe Swindelled"
friend: "How did it go?"

gabe: YO
me: sup
Gabe: nm you
me: chillen
Gabe: same

End of conversation

Gabe Swindelled by Mr. 2000 November 29, 2011

Shrivelled 

A state of being, only diagnosed after a series of extremely poor/ smelly performances in an entities personal/ professional life. Being shrivelled is synonymous with cases exhibiting high levels of stupidity, disability or muppetry. As shrivellism is highly contagious to the un-shrivelled, care must be taken to isolate, and in extreme cases incinerate, any shrivelled being found to be wriggling in the nearby vicinity.

Shrivelled man: Lewis, I just shat in the sink.

Lewis: Wow, that's shrivelled mate

Shrivelled by Crustacean7 March 1, 2021

swiveled 

when your stomach is fucked up beyond belief; nauseated; menstruation

Ahhh my fucking stomach, im so swiveled.

swiveled by lyin hawaiian March 10, 2011