When a bully, or often a group of bullies, give a nerd successive swirlies (forcing his head into a toilet bowl and flushing) as a line of people - either the bullies themselves, or anyone who comes in and needs to go - come through to use a toilet. For example, if a group of high school jocks want to torture a nerd, they ferry him off to the boys' bathroom at the start of lunch period and give him a swirlie after each time someone uses the toilet until lunch is over, threatening to give the bathroom-goers swirlies of their own should they go against the bullies' orders to leave the toilet unflushed.
I just saw John getting a swirlie train from a bunch of the lacrosse bros. I went in the boys' bathroom and they were giving him wedgies and stuff; when they saw me come in they told me to do my business and not to flush or they'd give me a swirlie. As soon as I was done they carried John into the stall and dunked him face-first into my shit. I couldn't bear to watch but just hearing him scream as the toilet flushed was so sickening. I think they're still there, he's probably gotten at least 20 chunky swirlies by now cause all the sadistic jocks have heard about it and are going to that bathroom on purpose. Poor John.
by yikestbh March 21, 2018
Begin with beating your faecal matter with a cutlery instrument, for instance, a fork, until the consistency of said faecal matter is in slushy and viscous. After this, store the faecal matter in a bowl and wrap it in cling film, refrigerating it for 24 hours. After it has been refrigerated, retrieve the faecal matter and place it in your or your breeding mates bedroom. When you are engaging in sexual intercourse with your significant other, smear the faecal matter on their face with an instrument of decoration, I.E. a paintbrush.
"(Insert significant other's name) would you mind if i painted you like a Picasso painting with some soggy swirly i prepared earlier."
by Glenny Bravo March 3, 2019
The way I do the swirly thing on my girl is to suck (gently) on her clitoral area(hood and all but not down into her pussy lips) with my lips and use my tongue all over that area, you'll know when your tongue has found her clitoris, flick your tongue up, down, left, right, swirl it, whatever. she'll come in under 3 mins every time. Oh, just another tip, all this attention on her clit still leaves plenty of room for you to slide a finger in her pussy and do the come hither motion to hit her G-spot, plus using your middle finger to lightly rub her anus at the same time will cause her to have an orgasm so hard she'll be weak in the knees for a bit afterwards.
My boyfriend went down on me last night and did the swirly thing. It made me cum so hard, I nearly squirted his face.
by not my bag baby May 28, 2012
by BigCiggang April 7, 2017
When Pleasure Is Given To The Penis, Either By Hand, Mouth, Or other, In A Swirling Motion Clockwise Or conter-clockwise Which Ever Is Preferred.
by Nob swirly March 5, 2015
A form a punishment in which a person takes a monsterous dump and the forces someone's head into the toilet before flushing.
by Dirty American April 28, 2007
A royal swirly is a bullying action in which a person shits in a toilet and dunks someone else's head in. The person is then punched in the stomach by the swirler, hoping the victim opens their mouth out of surprise and sucks in shit. The toilet is then flushed as shit swirls around the victim's head.
1. Earnest is blond, but his hair was brown after a royal swirly.
2. Leonard loves to give the scrawny nerd royal swirlies after class.
2. Leonard loves to give the scrawny nerd royal swirlies after class.
by Ilovetoswirl September 1, 2010