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Swiper no swiping 

What you and your friends say to another friend who is so addicted to swiping on Tinder to the point that he/she neglects their social group (or any social interaction for that matter). The phrase is announced every time your friend opens/uses Tinder, and should be announced repeatedly until your friend finally gets irked and puts their phone down.
Michael: Hey do you guys wanna hang for a bit after class?
Hannah: Yeah sure
Adam: I'm down
Michael: What about you Melinda?
*no response*
Adam: *whispers* I think she's on Tinder again...

Everyone: Swiper no swiping! Swiper no swiping! Swiper no swiping! SWIPER NO SWIPING!

Melinda: *puts phone down* Awww man!
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Having a desire or craving to have a swiping session on dating apps. Maybe derived from loneliness or horniness.
Mitchell had sworn off dating apps but his loneliness led him to be overcome by a case of the swipies. The next day he had 5 dates lined up.

Dan got a case of the swipies after he had a big night planned of drinking alone like an adult and realized how lame that was.
Swipies by megabink September 23, 2019

FANNY SWIPER 

A dress so short that it swipes the female genitailia leaving nothing to the imagination, thus known as a fanny swiper!!
Emma and Layla wore there fanny swipers into the valley the dirty bitches

"wow that's a short dress!!" "thanks, it's my new fanny swiper do you like it?"
FANNY SWIPER by pusicat January 3, 2011

Left swiper 

Someone that will mostly get swiped left on tinder basically because there really ugly.
Guy/girl 1- dude look at this guy/girl on Instagram

Guy/girl 2- omg he's/she's definitely a left swiper
Left swiper by Butthole fuck July 7, 2016
A person who Steals a person credit identity to buy material products
A :Yo how did Chris get that new Gucci belt he ain't got no job? b: man he swipin.
swipin by O.g. Ski October 20, 2013
A person who uses other peoples stolen credit card information and/or social security numbers to buy Expensive clothes, Hotel rooms and Car Rentals. Thus where the word swiper comes into play, because they usually have multiple people cards on them at once, having multiple cards to swipe.
Ex.1
Girl at Hotel Desk: Heres the key to your double bedroom king suite with Jacuzzi , you a swiper ain't you, you look like a swiper
Swiper: laughs

Girl at Hotel Desk: Shiiiiiit,
Can you buy my plane ticket boo ?????

Ex 2.

You: (says nothing)

Swiper: Who yo bank???
Swiper by richbuttinthemjeans February 11, 2019

side swiper 

A turd so long that one end bottoms out in the toilet while the other end slides across the ass cheek as it makes its graceful exit.
Man, after all that beer and Taco Bell I had, I had the nastiest side swiper first thing in the morning.
side swiper by xxxx11111 December 31, 2011