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Swedish Meatballs 

1. Tasty ground beef shaped into spheres to enjoy for consumption.

2. The act of a man tea bagging a woman in the mouth so she can taste his scrotum.

3. The Swedes make some damn good meat.
"Do you like our Swedish Meatballs or did you prefer the Italian sausage?"

Man: "Would you like me to give you my Swedish Meatballs?"

Woman: "Um, hell no."
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Sweedish meatballing

The act of a male stuffing his testicles inside the vagina or anus of a sexual partner and banging the hole with said testicles. This can be done while the penis is being used in the same hole or seperate hole or balls alone.
I was banging this chick and she looked bored, so I started sweedish meatballing her butt while we screwed.
Sweedish meatballing by Cave'n December 8, 2012

swedish meatballs 

Cor I've got the main swedish meatballs after that vasectomy

swedish meatballs 

When a male figure takes his ballsack and plunges it into the depths of the female's meat oven while the women is holding her vagina open in the spread eagle position. After entry the guy's balls become glazed over with the female's self-lubricating juices thus looking like swedish meatballs.
Swedish meatballs are meatballs that are covered in a whitish-clear sauce that is very tasty.
swedish meatballs by Ryan Holmes September 2, 2008

sweedish meatball 

When one is having sex with a pregnant woman, and the fetus gives you head.
While tagging the 6th month old woman, the man said, "Wow thats one great sweedish meatball."
sweedish meatball by TeeJay July 17, 2004

swedish meatballs 

During or after anal sex, when the giver of anal sex ejaculates on the feces inside of his partner's anus after cumming, covering them in santorum. Especially when the feces are round, causing them to look like the famous dish.
My girlfriend was incredulous when I told her that Swedish Meatballs don't bother me at all--but I guess they bother her, because she still wouldn't let me put it in her butt last night.
swedish meatballs by Bekimz March 11, 2007