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Maryland Seedling 

Those annoying cunts who buy a ton of expensive shit to represent their state but end up looking like total dousche bags. Occurs most often in Maryland.
Ben: that Will is such a Maryland Seedling and it pisses me off
Will: Fuck off Ben
Maryland Seedling by Slaybae24 October 15, 2017

Gundam Seedlings 

A general term for anyone who is a fan of the anime Mobile Suit Gundam Seed, whether they be intelligent or extremely dumb. Most have been spawned by it airing on YTV and Cartoon Network, 90% if them being morbidly obese and have no working social life, so they have to spam the forums dead with such phrases as:
"KERA YAHMAHTOE IZ TEH HAWT ANGSTEH BEECH!"
"OMG ASSRAN IZ MIEN!111!!1!1one"
"EYE WANT YZAKS PEN0R!11"

The remaining 10% have a brain, and are quietly enjoying the sight of the jackass fans being slaughtered by the UC fanbase. Amen to that, brotha.
Eye am John D'OH N EyE M GunDUMB S33dling fan cuz GS gut teh angst wit gundums N teh NEKID CHICKS wit big bo0bs. OLOLOLOLOLOLOL! I R SUU SMURT. :D

(Aren't Gundam Seedlings like this just so... punchable? <3)
Gundam Seedlings by Ryoga-chan September 12, 2006

Sweetling 

The cuddliest cutest most inspiring little ones (or things) ever. Could be persons, pets, tangible works, or virtual creations.
As in "the TRP Sweetlings", a noun. The "TRP Sweetlings" are children aged 1 to 19 years old from diverse family backgrounds living in a sub-urban neighbourhood of Uganda (East Africa), who regularly congregate at the TRP for spiritual, social, educational, relational, skill-aquisition and other activities that enhance godly character.
Sweetling by Pty Ssed July 30, 2016
Making the shape of a heart with your hands.
love, Sweed, sweeding, music, edm
Sweeding by Dan Zaca February 26, 2013

seedling scare 

When you think you got your girl pregnant, but it turns out to just be a scare.
I thought I was gonna be a daddy so I had to get rid of my hot rod. Turns out it was just a seedling scare.
seedling scare by Wheresmyfrap March 24, 2016

sweedeling

The highly successful art of soliciting donations on behalf of benevolent organizations.
On Saturday, Julie and her team went out sweedeling for the African medical supply trip and collected over $50,000 in donations from friends, family and co-workers.
sweedeling by Ronald Tutone January 11, 2009