Swedish Handy Jay 

Swedish Handy Jay
When a girl (probably a beginner) gives a guy a hand job but fails to notice he has reached a climax. The girl continues past ejaculation which somehow turns the guy into a writhing version of the Swedish chef from the muppets.

J: oh yeah baby that feels good, keep going.

P: #rub rub rub#

J: oh oh oh!! Squirt

P: #rub rub rub rub#

J: her def flerpin de flip flip fermer de her den gerben. Stop!

P: "I didn't know you'd finished, or that you spoke Swedish ."

J: "Next time read the stop sign Forest Gump. You turned this into a Swedish Handy Jay"

Swedish Handy Jay by EmpressMe November 13, 2013

swedish hand grenade 

Ejaculating into a condom then tying off the end after removing said semen filled condom from the penis. The tied off condom then becomes a projectile used in urban warfare, usually thrown overhand at approaching enemy forces.

I was pounding out this chick but then her boyfriend showed up. I had to use a "Swedish Hand Grenade" just to escape.

swedish hand grenade by DON J0HNS0N July 27, 2014

Swedish Handbrake 

sternly straddle the phallus, while cupping the balls in ones mouth and inserting the index finger gently into the anus

Swedish Break-line or the more common Swedish Handbrake

Swedish Handbrake by Woody Catpie July 8, 2010

Swedish Hand Towel 

a technique involving covering ones hands in feces and then proceeding to face paint your partner with it.

Marys loves to play Swedish Hand towels with her dad.

Swedish Hand Towel by Vexillum April 26, 2011