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The country of people, that all Finns are making fun of, the country that where 2 of my cousins live, and ive never been there (im Finn) Many Finns say that swedish men are gay.

type in youtube search: "kummeli ruotsi" and pick the first video, it will expain Sweden to you. (its finnish humor)
by -Hazard- April 02, 2008
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A quite big piece of land, not so far from Denmark

Sweds (or whatever you call them) ain't nothing but blondes and faggots.

Since the dawn of civilizaition, they haven' been anything but some bloody cowards, who run and scream like a little girl, if as much as think war.

They have always been trying really hard to look like it's neigbours Denmark, Norway and Finland, but it as you can see, it haven't really ever been much of a success.
I shagged a girl from Sweden, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt, not to mention chlamydia.
by iNielsen December 29, 2008
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A country neighbouring Norway, Denmark and Finland.

Sweden is mostly known for its drunk citizens wandering around in the streets of Helsingør (Elsingore) and Copenhagen buying so much alcohol from Denmark, that even if the Danish economys only revenue was from Sweden, the Danish economy would still make it to top 10 of the strongest economies in the world!
Sweden - drunk people!
by FreddyTheGreat May 23, 2009
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1. They are always late

2. They are fat

3. They can't spell

4. They suck at math

5. They suck at every sport

6. They wish they could be from Denmark
by g-t0-h August 30, 2007
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The worst country in the world. Full of lazy, racist, homosexual communists. The women reek of their pickled herring rotten pussies and the men stank of ass droppings on their penises. Bathing is optional and usually discouraged. Tootbrushes have yet to be introduced.
Guy 1: Hey, my ass hurts.
Guy 2: Were you in Sweden yesterday?
by USA-A-OK March 24, 2010
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Sweden, not to be confused with hell, is widely recognized as the worst place on earth to place your feet. After years of studies, professor Mike Dunningham at MIT discovered that Sweden, being so miserable was, largely due to the Swedes, the people populating Sweden.

Also they suck at card games.
-USING SWEDEN AS A SCARE-

Son: I don't want to eat my vegetables.

Mom: Well, if you don't eat them you could turn into a Swede.

Son: Anything but that! (eats at an incredible pace)
by The Keymaster May 14, 2010
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basically all you need to know is that the band Last AmAndA is from here and they are all amazingly beautiful!
girl1: omg! is that nico? he's soo hott
girl2: hell yeah he is, that cuz he plays in last amanda and is from sweden!
by dudesfromswedesrsexy June 19, 2006
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