No sweat off my balls.

No problem for me. No big deal to me.

Sobody you don't give a shit about doesn't invite you to their wedding. Your response: No sweat off my balls.

No sweat off my balls. by WiggityWagner January 6, 2012

no sweat off my sack 

Another way of saying, no problem, or not my problem

hey did you hear about Jan losing his license?

yeah, i heard, no sweat off my sack though....

no sweat off my sack by Bam 9 October 12, 2010

no sweat off my dick 

-used to describe activities unrelated to strenuous dick motion.

dude 1: "yo thanks for them world notes brah"

dude 2: "no sweat off my dick brosiph"

no sweat off my dick by d-wall March 4, 2009

non-offensive swears 

A moronic contradiction which defeats the purpose of it being a swear.

This total idiot should be informed that 'arse' is how Brits, Irish people etc say it. Idiot.

non-offensive swears by IkeM October 5, 2003

non-offensive swears 

For all the religious people out there, they can now get away with cuss words by doing the following:

- Instead of the "F" word, say "Vuck," which sounds very close.
- Instead of the "S" word, say "Shi," but say it like ur about to put in the T but not.

If you put enough stress into these words, it will sound like the real thing.

"Oh, vuck, i left my shi at home."

non-offensive swears by b1LLi0 October 22, 2004

non-offensive swears 

Kind of like non-alcoholic beer, or decafinated sugar-free soda. Why swear if you're not going to piss people off?

"Fudge, sugar, butt, witch, Booke Shields" just isn't as good as "fuck, shit, ass, bitch, Barbara Striesand".

non-offensive swears by Al October 27, 2003

non-offensive swears 

When different words are used to replace obsenity to prevent people from being hurt by rude language.
Example:
shit=shiat, shiet/shite, shiote
hell= heck
ass= arse
bitch= biotch, biatch beeeaatch
bastard= bastoard
fuckin(g)= friggin, freakin, fookin
fuck= freak
damn= darn
suck= stink
oh my God!= Oh, my goosh.

Non-offensive way: Oh, my goosh. He stuck his finger up Chad's arse and pulled out a lump of Chad's shiet. Why the heck did he do that? I bet he's a freakin biatch.
Translation: Oh my God! He stuck his finger up Chad's ass and pulled out a lump of Chad's shit! What the Hell was he doing? I bet he's a fucking bitch.

non-offensive swears by Anonymous July 13, 2003