Swaptronics

When repairing an electronic device, instead of finding and replacing the defective component, the entire circuit board or module is replaced.

Customer: Why are you charging me $170 to repair my CD player which just has a burnt resistor which costs 20 cents?

Repairman: Due to our incompetence we just replaced the whole circuit board inside and passed the cost onto you the customer.

Customer: Oh, you are a swaptronics outfit. You suck. Here's $170.

Swaptronics by tech7777 July 8, 2011

swagperation 

To channel the swagger inside of you and turn it into pure teleportation energy

1:dude, this party blows, i'm getting out of here
2: but how will you do it?
1: swagperation
2: what, you'll just swagperate and leave me here?
1: *swagperates*

swagperation by im not even here May 14, 2014

Swageric 

The art of mastering swag while trying to act normal

Boy:"So my math teacher told me to do a problem on the board while I had a boner, but I still walked up and did it."
Girl:"You're so swageric."

Swageric by TimesNewROman_ September 13, 2012

swagernförde 

Swagernförde, also known as Ecktown (German: Stadt der geilen) is a self-proclaimed epicenter of lovable drunkards and potheads. Civic authorities in Swagernförde regard Ecktown as a large commune, but the area has a unique status in that it is a harbour for lost souls seeking for solitary spree.

"This place is boring as hell, I wish I could rave in Swagernförde."

Sophia booked a Ticket to Berlin in hope of a good time, but realized that swagernförde would have been the place to go.

swagernförde by MackeTris August 26, 2012

ScapeRune 

ScapeRune is a place the character in RunEScape "Evil Bob, the Cat" takes you during a random event in the online game RuneScape.

"Omg Bob sent me to ScapeRune!!"

ScapeRune by Adamz is Ftw omg So yeah!@ January 3, 2009

Swiper no swiping 

What you and your friends say to another friend who is so addicted to swiping on Tinder to the point that he/she neglects their social group (or any social interaction for that matter). The phrase is announced every time your friend opens/uses Tinder, and should be announced repeatedly until your friend finally gets irked and puts their phone down.

Michael: Hey do you guys wanna hang for a bit after class?
Hannah: Yeah sure
Adam: I'm down
Michael: What about you Melinda?
*no response*
Adam: *whispers* I think she's on Tinder again...

Everyone: Swiper no swiping! Swiper no swiping! Swiper no swiping! SWIPER NO SWIPING!

Melinda: *puts phone down* Awww man!

Swiper no swiping by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 26, 2020

FANNY SWIPER 

A dress so short that it swipes the female genitailia leaving nothing to the imagination, thus known as a fanny swiper!!

Emma and Layla wore there fanny swipers into the valley the dirty bitches

"wow that's a short dress!!" "thanks, it's my new fanny swiper do you like it?"

FANNY SWIPER by pusicat January 3, 2011