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swing n pinch

To defecate by squeezing out a loaf until it is about to fall, and then swinging your buttocks back and pinching it off at the apex of the swing as to impart maximum horizontal velocity to the fudge dragon. Commonly used to poop over a ledge or out of a car window.
Andy had to use the swing n pinch to avoid spreading a nutty fudge bar over his new pants.

Dick wanted to poo out of his car's window so he used the swing n pinch method.
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Another way to say that something is really swell; or your really satisfied with the outcome of a particular incident. A "catchy" kind of phrase for some "old ass" white person when they think something went down really nicely.Goofy caucasion remark when they're exuberent about something.
Yo Pete! That's a real swing'n deal you got on those golf clubs!

Oh Martha! That's such a swing'n outfit! I think Johnny will really like it!

Construction Joe : Hey Teddy, I think I can finish your kitchen countertop and tile floor by tommorow, around 3pm.

Teddy : That's swing'n!
Swing'n by C-dogg 77 January 16, 2009

Swing n a Miss

When you crack a joke and someone else doesn't catch on.

A little flick of the hand in the direction you would naturally bat, while making a "shhhiou" sound with your mouth. Much like when someone does it over their head.

You say "Swing n a Miss" directly after the swing - all in 1 word.
Ryan: Haha, check out THAT broad broad.

Jim: I think you mean "bored" broad.

Brett: Yeah, because she doesn't have any food!

Ryan: Hahahaha.

Jim: Huh?

Ryan & Brett: *shhhiou* Swing n a Miss!

Dip n' Swing

The act of leaving one establishment to visit another before returning to the original location and/or group of friends.
"Where you going, bro?"
"Just gotta dip n' swing, but I'll see you in 20."
Dip n' Swing by Nanuk-LAR November 24, 2016
(Nessa's Swag)

Wanna fuckk,

gets any man she wants.
n-swag -Wanna Fuck?
Boy- if yur down for it.
n-swag- yah i am
=)
n-swag by nesteaaaz January 26, 2010

Funkapus: (n) noun funky slang P-Funk mythology 

An ancient funky ancentor of mankind sent here by The One, capable of funkatizing an entire galaxy. Funkapii are known to kick dust and make it funky at all cost. It is believed this ancient people are responsible for giving us Bass Guitars, Drums and James Brown, oh and um "that stinch." At any given moment Funkapii have been known to pop lick, break trance and Ubangy Stomp. Traces of the Great Funkapus can be seen in modern times. Where you think women get their walk from? Hip shaking, ass dropping, and that unique flare found in George Clinton, Aerosmith, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Madonna, and most black people born in the 70's and Justin Timberlake but we think he's black too.
Funkapus: (n) noun funky slang P-Funk mythology
Man you shoulda seen the way that Funkapus took the floor, she was extremly gangster!!

Girl dont look now but here he comes a giant Funkapus watch your ass.

Swag Nasty 

Swag Nasty means you are swagged out and when you enter the room everyone can sense the Swag Nastiness. If you are Swag Nasty you like to break things and shit on people's feelings. You walk around like you are the shit, because you are the shit. And you are the shit because you're Swag Nasty
Holy shit did you see those girls? They were hosing everyone down. How Swag Nasty!