That swamp donkey sure can drive fast. A country boy’s mode of transportation that is always covered in mud, like a donkey in the swamp.
by Country Fun truck March 10, 2018
by BorisGiftOfGab June 8, 2017
1. Creature similar to that of a troll, with a very potent venom that secretes from the face which can be seen easily from many distances away. Sometimes known to have fits of rage, which usually go unanswered and ignored, but these frenzies are usually provoked by the Swamp Donkey's enemies. It can be seen devouring intoxicated males at your local underage bars or fraternity housing facilities. Once having lain with the beast, you will endure a lifetime of humiliation and an itchy pubic area. Avoiding contact with the wretched abomination is highly recommended, for it will attempt to suck on your face.
As legend has it, the Swamp Donkey once seduced a young African American male with her medusa-like gaze, and forced him to pleasure her on the dancefloor with crowds and crowds of people staring in agony.
2. Antithesis of everything good.
As legend has it, the Swamp Donkey once seduced a young African American male with her medusa-like gaze, and forced him to pleasure her on the dancefloor with crowds and crowds of people staring in agony.
2. Antithesis of everything good.
Stephanie: Did you see where the tall red headed kid I liked went?
Jacky: I think the Swamp Donkey took him home to her lair.
Stephanie: Hes never coming back alive.
Joe: Have you seen the Swamp Donkey lately?
Max: Dude, she totally just used the keg tap as a dildo, looks like we are out of beer.
Jacky: I think the Swamp Donkey took him home to her lair.
Stephanie: Hes never coming back alive.
Joe: Have you seen the Swamp Donkey lately?
Max: Dude, she totally just used the keg tap as a dildo, looks like we are out of beer.
by Trollerbynight February 9, 2011
noun: an old Chevy Truck, usually green in color, that most men and all women would be embarrassed to drive on a public roadway. Runs rather well for its age, but leaves much to be desired in appearance. Most often used for hauling garbage or providing heat while drinking beer in the driveway.
by Danatsams January 28, 2013
by JordanHatem January 25, 2015
by Teener2831 February 28, 2005
Did you see that new Democratic Congresswoman?
Yeah... I hope she doesn't end up being a swamp donkey...
Yeah... I hope she doesn't end up being a swamp donkey...
by PhoenixAscendant April 2, 2019