by Chris whittman September 27, 2006
When someone says or does something stupid/lame; incredibly expected! This word is muttered under the breath or to a friend for laughs.
by C-Town born January 15, 2017
by Sarah Huffington January 26, 2018
An old or used worn out or otherwise forgotten item of footwear that you can use to go swimming around hazardous areas containing glass rocks and high drops.
by zach413 July 2, 2008
The guy who posts up at the keg all night, filling cups and trying to organize keg stands, in order to strike up conversations at a party. Keg Swammi's guess how many beers you drank and make other assumptions out loud about people at the party.
I didn't want to do a keg stand, buy the Keg Swammi called me out in front of those chicks. Yea, that guy was a douche.
by CoachDB October 28, 2011