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Swallow The Whole Nut 

Similar to Swallow The Whole Meat however this saying holds much much more power. Saying this to or about someone means that you are bitching them out or they are getting fucked in such a way that their dad will realize he should of worn a condom.
1.) "Hey Tim, just found out I have stage 4 terminal cancer".

(Tim) "Damn bro. Mother Nature basically just told you to swallow the whole nut".

2.) "My mom kept bitching because I wouldn't clean my jizz so I told her to swallow the whole nut".
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Swallow The Whole Meat

The expression of telling someone to fuck off, get fucked, and/or bitching someone out to the point where they feel worthless/useless.
1.) "Hey John my boss just said if I don't work during my mom's funeral, I'd get fired!"

(John) "Damn bro so he basically told you to swallow the whole meat".

2.)Boss: "Hey John you have to clean up that semen over there, now!"
John: "Yeaa fucking right, you can swallow the whole meat with that shit, I quit".

swallow a candy whole 

Do you know that feeling when you swallow a candy whole?????
swallow a candy whole by anonymous November 30, 2022

Go eat a bag of Dicks and swallow a vanilla shake while you're at it 

This is a very nice and witty way to say f#%k off in the pacific northwest because there is a large Dicks burgers chain all around that everyone grew up with, so the meaning will not be lost on an adult and any nearby children will not be scarred.
Officer, The db level is withing legal guidelines for this time of day so tell my neighbor i said to Go eat a bag of Dicks and swallow a vanilla shake while you're at it
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026