Swade Shit

The act of helping someone only if it will benefit yourself in the future. Keeping tabs on every favor you do for somebody.

Can you believe johnny says I owe him a beer just cause he bought me one two years ago... ain't that some swade shit.

by Grandma's Poon juice February 19, 2019

swade bar

A very hot man with a large cock that is thick and powerful. He can pleasure any girl in every position making her squirt all over. With every thrust he roars like a sexy man beast....

I had swade bar over last night and I can barley walk today..

by Magmum September 28, 2017

dirty swade

THERE IS NO FUCKING DEFINITION BECAUSE YOUR NAME ISN'T FUCKING NORMAL

sorry dirty swade get a real name

by get a real name April 15, 2020

SWADED-J

a stoner / music maker that lives in wyoming

<<SWADED = SMOKE.WEED.ALL.DAY.EVERY.DAY>>
<<J = JESSE>>

dam did u see that hit swaded-j took befoure spittin those mad lyrics as he did a backflip off of a 3 sory building then hopped in his ride as police chased him away?...............................................................................................:<YEAH NIKKA IT WAS EXTREMELY AWSOME !!!

by baze the king of green December 3, 2010

Swade

A rude person, Likes to bully girls and make them feel insecure and a fuckboy

swade is such a bitch

by yuhhgetintooit June 2, 2020

SWADE

Smoke. Weed. All. Day. Everyday.

SWADE is the best spot to grab your medical cannabis. The product specialists are friendly, funny, kind, and passionate about their job. SWADE is a St. Louis staple!

Man, I stopped by SWADE today and had the BEST experience.

by yaaaaasssqueenn February 2, 2022