Surfster 

Noun: A surfster, also known as a surf-hipster, is someone who listens to obscure surf bands and wears obscure surf brands until it becomes too mainstream. They are usually the one random person that waits for waves where no one else is because the good waves have become too popular with other crowds.

Dave: Hey why is that person over there? There aren't any waves breaking.

Jack: He's a surfster these waves are too well-known.

Dave: Fuckin' surfsters.

Surfster by Alex760Escondido January 2, 2012

Surfmastering 

The philosophy of the surfmaster. To outsiders it looks like failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery. However the surfmaster lives happily without seeing this - its true that ignorance is bliss, if you are a surfmaster.

Tom is a surfmaster - you can tell by looking at his surfmastering philosophy.

Surfmastering by Roloooo July 20, 2006

surfmaster 

Surfmaster is a hybrid, part surfer part webmaster. Surfmastering is the philosophy of the Surfmaster.

Tom likes to surf and make webpages - he builds them for fun, but without deeper understanding or knowledge. He is a surfmaster.

surfmaster by Roloooo July 20, 2006

Shfwasted

Used to described a point of inebriation so far beyond your contol that you cant possibly remember what happened to you last night.

Combines the words shitty, fuckin, n wasted.

Jo: Dude i cant believe you tried motor boating my dad last night.

Jim: Well dude i was pretty shfwasted. also your dads hot.

Shfwasted by Apesauce420 April 16, 2009

surfster 

A snowboarder, surfer, or skateboarder, a similar person, or one of their hanger-ons, such as a bro, gf or maybe a poser, or someone just with a similar image.

This lame guy doesn't know anything about video games or tattoos, but a surfster would probably understand that.

surfster by Ninja Clan Lord June 4, 2015

Surfast 

Someone who loads their vaginal area with objects until they can’t fit no more, they then use a hose pipe to expand the area for a “mega orgasm”

I helped Ronda the other day when she was gardening didn’t know she was a “Surfast” until she started getting her hoes and spades from her mushy pussy.

Surfast by Slapstickcoffe May 6, 2018

Suflasterd 

Something that is awesome but even more so. Similar to how gigantic means big but even more so.

Steve: "I won the lottery. "
Geoff: "Woah, that's suflasterd"

Suflasterd by Mrnrfan April 3, 2021