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For Suresies

the term "for sure" was a ghetto response to a question that means yes

Hipsters have taken this term, and with irony turned the tough about-to-shank-you word into something that's insane amounts of adorable, like a puppie sleeping next to a kitten
"sexy tight jean wearer: "are you still going to meet me and katy at starbucks for our poetry session?"

for suresies
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I hear you, but really don’t give a fuck
Person 1 : can you be home early tonight

Person 2: Surezies

for surezies 

saying "for sure" in a cooler, and more inriched fashion
Brad: hey Todd want some juice
Todd: for surezies
for surezies by E.J.C. July 1, 2011

Sureties 

The act of underwriting and issuing surety bonds.
Do you guys have a lot of sureties going on today?
Sureties by bondman69 August 8, 2003
1st Person: I want you to clear out your desk.

2nd Person: Surezies
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026