A person infected with suburbanitus usually lives in an upper class suburb outside a big or moderately sized city. They have 2.5 kids and live in sprawling houses in gated communities or the
like. They drive 80,000 dollar SUVs such as Cadillac Escalades or Lincoln Navigators. Also in their garage, it is very likely to see a black four door sedan such as a Mercedes, BWM, Maserati, or Lexus. They believe that they have to impress everyone in a 100 mile radius, so they file to their local shopping center to waste their money on name brand clothing such as 150 dollar north face fleece, 300 dollar True
Religion Jeans, and those ever so ugly UGG
boots. They then walk to the food court and buy a 4 dollar
coffee at
Starbucks. Most victims of suburbanitus are fake dicks and think they're better than everyone else, though not admitting it, and giving the fake vibe that they
love everyone. The children of the infected usually have a 50,000 dollar car by time their 15 and don't even have a license, they also love to cause unneeded drama to fulfill their empty shallow lives. Most
people in the city despise suburbanites.
stereotypical quotes of the Suburbanitus victims;
"are you kidding me look at that girl, shes not wearing any name brand clothing, shes
disgusting"
"HAHA I have a
Mercedes E class, your's is only a C class"
"My North Face is polyester, your's is only fleece,
please get away from me"
