supermarket sex 

When two individuals who work together in a supermarket can't keep there hands off each other during work hours.

Keirsten and chad work together in a supermarket they become physical attracted to each other and suddenly they begin hiding in the produce cooler so Keirsten can suck chads banana and chad and play with Keirsten 's mellons it leads into some hot supermarket sex.

supermarket sex by JDawg 316 December 8, 2015

Spermabetes 

Similar to diabetes, but resolved better with thick amounts of jizz stuffed in orally, anally or if one must vaginally.
Suffers are known as Spermabetics -and always in need of a good Samaritan - condition possibly fatal if needs are not meet immediately.

Bertie Beaver: OMG - what's wrong with him .. help. ..he's collapsed … he's fitting & drying out ..
Ceclie Snatch: Quick ask those builders to bash one out - take any hole - you can only save him with a proper filling. Didn't you know he suffers from Spermabetes.

Bertie Beaver: He should have a spermabetic tag on him somewhere - try pulling his butt checks apart ...

Spermabetes by clavecin1716 April 22, 2019

Supermarket shuffle 

The act of two individuals walking head on in a supermarket at which time they are unable to predict the direction the opposite party will maneuver resulting in a left to right or right to left shuffle that leaves both parties felling somewhat awkward about the occurrence. This sometimes leads to nervous laughter or a consequential head on collision.

Ex: Lyle was walking down the frozen foods section at Wally World when in front of him appeared a patron walking in the opposite direction. When the two parties tried to pass they did the supermarket shuffle before bursting into a nervous yet awkward laughter and going on about their business.

Supermarket shuffle by L. Walker June 22, 2009

Supermarket Rock 

Music that is heard in a supermarket or has a distinctive style like the music heard in a supermarket.

Girl: OMG I LOVE BREAKING BENJAMIN!!
Guy: Dude, it all sounds like the same damn supermarket rock to me.

Supermarket Rock by Owen Lillrck (anagram it!) December 5, 2010

supermarket legs 

n. Slapper

"Cheap and always open".

Jack: "Hey Bill, have you seen the new girl Sharon?"
Bill: "Yeah Jack, but I hear she's got real supermarket legs!"

supermarket legs by Jamie Douglas September 30, 2006

Supermarket Pub 

The act of consuming alcohol, usually bought from a supermarket for maximum money-saving, at someone's house prior to an evening out.

I'm guessing Tara will wanna go to the supermarket pub before Q to save a bit of moolah.

Supermarket Pub by Martram August 3, 2006

Superbaked 

Adj., When smoking marijuana, being 'superbaked' is the state of being higher than high. See also FUBAR.

1. Last night we got superbaked after smoking some sour diesel.

2. I couldn't move from the couch after getting superbaked with my friends.

Superbaked by Troublefree January 11, 2010