A disease only contracted by men, that has symptoms in combination of: the clap, AIDS, scabies, gonorrhea, syphilis, blue balls, and a urinary tract infection, simultaneously.
Dude, whats wrong?" "Man, I feel awful. I didn't feel like this when I was with her last night." "Eww man, you got supergonasickalades." "Is that bad?" "Dude, being eaten alive by fire ants would be better.