a poop that is a least eight inches long and three inches thick. A person that accidentally forgets to poop one day might have a super poop but it won't be a real one because you took more than one day. Also, if you have a super poop three consecutive days twice in one month, you become a professional super pooper.
Mike- Dude, i just had a super poop!
Charlie- Awesome!
Mike- Wanna see it?
Charlie- Yeah man. Which bathroom is it in?
Mike-the one right bye the TV room
Charlie- Oh well, i was only watching Family Guy.
LSD, everclear, moonshine, Crown Royal; any of these alone is poof juice, however, a combination of two or more, SUPER POOF JUICE
I swear there was stairs with ladybugs all over 'em. I tried to go down but fell down the stairs that weren't really stairs, but almost. But I didnt spill the super poof juice. Not a drop.