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super cougar maxi 

- a 'much, much' older woman hunting for a younger man.

Usualy has had some work done on the carcass and a bit of maintenance on the mug.

- see super cougar and add 10 years
Sifty left the club with what he thought was a super cougar but awoke to find her teeth in a jar beside the bed. She was much much older therefore a super cougar maxi!
super cougar maxi by Café Pacific September 4, 2007
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super cougar 

-a 'much' older lady looking to get it on with a younger man

-see cougar and add 10-20 years in age
Last night Vick got caught on camera dancing with some super cougars.

Marc left the bar with some crazy super cougar last weekend
super cougar by NCapo June 9, 2004

Super Golden Cougar  

Reportedly more rare than a super cougar. This specimen is a very hot 50+ huntress.When not in the den,she can be found hunting for the ultra rare virgin cougee.

***CAUTION*** beware the super golden cougar has a seventh sense -- they can detect when they are being decived by a cougee or potential prey.

In last months issue of National Cougar magazine they featured an article in which a young man describes the after math of an encounter with the rare super golden cougar.He remembers waking up in the E.R of a large hospital to learn that a particular.... part of his body was missing. The investigators described the scence of the attack as the " worst they had ever scene". The only further info they would provide the magazine was that the word "LIAR" was painted in blood through out his apartment.
The rare super golden cougar is a master in detecting deception.

Supercougar 

A woman that is beyond the age of cougarhood (55+) but she sure isn't giving up on younger men. Thus, she becomes a supercougar.
Frank: Dude, she's like 70 years old. I can't believe you'd consider that!

Matt: No, man. She's just a supercougar now.
Supercougar by martinaway May 18, 2010

supercougar 

A supercougar is a woman who is a serious, serious cougar. I'm talking for like an entire group of really attractive, young, tan boys who may or may not be a wolfpack.
Marisa: Haha, you think a 14-year-old is hot.
Jessa: Coming from a supercougar, I do not find this insulting!
supercougar by missjescole October 23, 2009
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026