by Paganqueen115 December 14, 2019
1) The Sugar Plum is a very sweet plum, which is unusual in the plum family because even the skin of it is sweet.
2) A testicle
2) A testicle
1) or 2) Good Lord, your Sugar Plums are huge. I have never seen them so large. Can I try them, Hmmm let me put them in my mouth and caress them with my tongue till my chin is runny with sticky juice. Come on give em to me.
2 only) He was asking for it, being a jerk, so i punched him in the Sugar Plums
2 only) He was asking for it, being a jerk, so i punched him in the Sugar Plums
by dan the perv January 31, 2008
a Sugar Plum is when a black guy dips his balls (aka the Scrotum) in sugar and then proceeds to Tea bag his partner.
by beefcurtainlove March 21, 2011
Wow, look at those sugar plums, they look amazing. I want to touch them, feel them, rub them on my face. I want to caress their every inch.
by Princess face March 23, 2012
Term of endearment for a co-worker of the same sex that you regularly have inappropriate dreams about.
Have a good night Sugar Plum.
by Jason376 October 3, 2014
A Sugar Plum Fairy is a person who gets so high on the abuseable substance of their choice that they begin passing out freebies to everyone around them in the hopes of making them feel the same. Generally applied to people on LSD or Ecstacy.
Jessica: "Dude, take this hit! You gotta see what I'm seeing!"
Bryan: "No thanks. I'm broke this week."
Jessica: "I don't care, just take it!"
Bryan: "It must be good shit to turn you into such a Sugar Plum Fairy!"
Bryan: "No thanks. I'm broke this week."
Jessica: "I don't care, just take it!"
Bryan: "It must be good shit to turn you into such a Sugar Plum Fairy!"
by MolotovCoqteez September 20, 2013
A straight, Christian man, anywhere from 20 to 50, that behaves normally from January through November. However, as Christmas gets closer, he gets so wrapped up in the holiday spirit he becomes increasingly effeminate, reaching maximum queer-ness the week of Christmas. At that point he's only a few egg nogs away from grabbing the karaoke mic and singing Elton John and Wham! all night long. But after Christmas has passed, he will deny any and all of his behavior for the past month or so, and build a thick macho facade to last through February, or until his friends stop teasing him.
Steve: "Dan, you're SUCH a sugar plum fairy."
Dan: "No I'm not, what makes you say that?"
Jim: "Dude, last year you got drunk and made out with the Santa Claus down at the mall!"
Steve: "The best part was when he gave you his number."
Dan: "I hate you guys."
Dan: "No I'm not, what makes you say that?"
Jim: "Dude, last year you got drunk and made out with the Santa Claus down at the mall!"
Steve: "The best part was when he gave you his number."
Dan: "I hate you guys."
by Xedan December 8, 2010