The act of packing raw snap peas, red peppers carrots and broccoli heads into a Chinese midgets asshole followed by scalding teriyaki sauce. The midget proceeds to simmer the ass suey in a boiling hot tub, ass up. Once simmered the Chinese midget garnishes with hot sauce that burns the asshole. Hot sauce so flaming the midgets pubes begin set fire around the rim of the asshole, illustrating the flames of a suey eruption. The midget begins to swallow an instantaneous laxative. She then proceeds to defecate to the chopped ass suey to the rim of her asshole as her partner uses chop sticks to dine on the Chinese delight.
After having that Chinese guy perform that Chink Chop Suey on me, I'm never going to screw another black guy again.
by Ginger Tits October 18, 2013
The act of shitting on someones face, then punching them in the nose/mouth, to the point where it becomes a mess of blood, shit, and teeth.
by shfifty five May 16, 2007
Cheap and tasty chop suey is a phrase yelled out by the fishmonger in Liyue Harbor from Genshin impact, this phrase is repeated indefinitely whilst near the fishmonger.
by Mr. Coolnivers July 30, 2022
A horrible sunday that makes one feel like all hope is lost and that perhaps suey (suicide) is the best option. Of course the alliteration of the words Suey Sunday makes one laugh and thus hope and faith in the world is restored.
by Ajayno January 14, 2014
by helzwar007 August 17, 2017
Dong suey chow is an Asian noodle dish. It is a classic Maxism often used as a sexual reference to getting your "noodle" slurped by an Asian woman.
Max: I just got a dong suey chow at the local rub and tug.This day is well on its way.
Bakken: Yeehaw to that bruther!
Bakken: Yeehaw to that bruther!
by Lunchboxmaster March 11, 2017