An asshole but at the same time hot as fuck. Suedes can be confusing, they love you one day and the next day they ignore u all day. They can switch up really quickly too, it seems like they have no feelings at all, but really they can be really sensitive on the inside.
Bro why aren't you hanging out with suede?

Suedes being an asshole today, but tmrw we're probably gonna talk a bit
by Urmomlovesmemorethanudo November 20, 2021
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drunk I got sueded tonite. I am sueded. You are sueded. We are all sueded.
Prepare to be sueded.
drunkI got sueded tonite. I am sueded. You are sueded. We are all sueded.
Prepare to be sueded.
by Karleigh March 20, 2005
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The act of playing HALO 3 by yelling obscence, yet creative insults at the other players, including the players on your own team, while geekily wearing the included headset. Such insults include, but are not limited to the following: "Stop being such a vagina, you douche.", "Yo douchebag, here eat some ball-sack.", "Fuck you, you pusker, stop feeding me dick."
Wow, you play HALO so suede j.
Can you teach me how to play suede j style?
by Toni Ann October 25, 2007
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Clothing displaying profuse underarm sweating. Can also refer to the person with the profuse sweating.
“That lawyer must be nervous, check out her suede patches.”

"Check it out, Suede Patches over there he must have been on the treadmill for hours."
by SBoss2 January 29, 2009
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The soft fuzz on the surface of a woman's body. Especially on her upper, lip, chin and cheek bones.
The studio catch her lady suede. Can we edit that out?
by Davandisa January 13, 2012
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Where a woman removes her dentures and performs fellatio vigorously as she bites down on the male's member.
It sucks she got in an accident and knocked out her front teeth, but she gives the best suede skulling in Witchita, KS!
by M Dot Demon December 12, 2010
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