sucks my butt 

A phrase used

a) when a situation is so uncomfortable, you'd feel almost less awkward if someone was sucking your butt. Granted, the butt would be the least favorable of places on a human body, any body actually, to suckle.

b) to express extreme distaste or misfortune in a situation.

c) to get people's attention. (With such a profound remark, your hopes, desires, questions and concerns will all be met by this simple phrase.)

I just made out with my cousin and I don't live in West Virginia! Sucks my butt!

Sucks my butt! I couldn't find the light switch in your bathroom and I really had to take a dump...where's your broom?

Frank: SUCKS MY BUTT! I can't find the chips!

Hot Chick: BBQ?

Hot Chick 2: Cheddar?

Hot Chick 3: Salt & Vinegar?

sucks my butt by reelnice June 15, 2011

sucks gorilla butt 

an expression to be used when something just, like, totally sucks big time...

saw my ex-GF sipping an iced Cinnamon Dolce Latte at the mall today with my replacement, Brad, that total jerk-off... she was smiling and laughing and staring deeply into his eyes... just like she used to do with me... and then I realized that I was still so totally in love with her... talk about visiting heartbreak hotel! I nearly burst into tears in the flipping mall...

that's too bad, bro... I feel your pain, I truly do. we've all been there. seeing an ex you still love with a new guy always totally sucks gorilla butt...

sucks gorilla butt by zeeh June 3, 2013

Your ass sucks buttermilk

"Your ass sucks buttermilk" is a phrase said in events of disbelief. Used in the same context as "bullshit!" or "no way!" when someone hears something incredible or unbelievable.

Ray: Hey Rog, guess what happened this morning at the coffee shop.
Roger: What?
Ray: Apparently John's wife found out he was cheating on her ass, and drove her car through the wall this morning while we were sitting in there.
Roger: Your ass sucks buttermilk!

Your ass sucks buttermilk by Travesty360 March 4, 2017

suck butt 

One who tends to kiss ass for job advancement

Billy Gene played suck butt with JC to get a few days off from work.

suck butt by I'm a mess June 1, 2006

Suck Butt 

When an article of your clothing gets stuck between your butt cheeks. Separate from a wegdie because the clothing is not going up your butt, it just gets smashed a little between your cheeks. Common with dresses and right when you stand up after sitting for a while.

When you first get out of the water and your bikini bottoms ride up your butt is an example of suck butt

Suck Butt by Sassy C August 3, 2011

Suck butt ass 

One who has the double misfortune of having been labeled an 'ass' and someone who sucks butts. Many times one who is a superlative wordbrownoser.

Damn, sucking up to the boss again? That fool is a nothing but a suck butt ass.

Suck butt ass by Autodafey November 5, 2003

Suck Butt Nuts

It is a universal word to describe your dissatisfaction, disapproval, or annoyance in someone or something.

"Your are not nice. You suck butt nuts."
"I don't want to work late, that suck's butt nuts"
"Mom is late again, that suck's butt nuts"

Suck Butt Nuts by The Us of We April 10, 2008