A British expression which requests that someone preform fellatio on ones testicles.

Footnote: The request is rarely granted using this methodology.
Scammer: Hello this is Louise from Barclay Fraud Team. Your account sic hacked please confirm bank details.

Smart Person: Who?

Scammer: Louise from Barclay fraud. Pls send long card number and expiry security code.

Smart Person: Fuck off. Suck my plums.

Scammer: Send bank details
by Bastian - AZ June 2, 2016
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