suck it sideways

Let's say you have a really HUGE cock and/or a very small girlfriend, and she has a hard time going down on your penis orally. Tell her to "suck it sideways"! This way, instead of getting stuck on your pecker head, she can suck you all the way down to your balls, and back again!

MAX JOHNSON: Swallow my cock bitch!

LIL' LIPS: Honey, you know I can't. Your weiner is just way too HUGE!

MAX: Suck it sideways sugar.

LIL': What do you mean?

MAX: Play my Harmonica baby.

LIL': OOOooohhh. Okay.

MAX: Yeah ... yeah ... yeah ... ooohhh, Harmonica baby, NOT corn on the cob. Ouch!

LIL': Sorry Max ... how's that?

MAX: Oh alright honey you KNOW what I like!

by Max Johnson aka Dirk Diggler aka John Holmes aka Roger Moore June 12, 2006

suck me sideways

An response to an unexpected turn of events.

Well suck me sideways, gentry made a shot during our chuch ball game!

by ~Tyler Durden December 2, 2005

suck me sideways

Basically, kiss my ass or fuck off

A: "so she apologized for sleeping with my ex - boyfriend"
B: "did you tell her to suck you sideways?"

by word lover February 22, 2005

suck me sideways

when your playing around with your friend and just say it for fun and for laughs

annie:arghh! go away
emma:aww suck me sideways
annie & emma:ahahahahhahahahhahah

by emma wyles June 13, 2019