fucking two trees with the same cock

A phrase used to describe when one has to endure an awkward or uncomfortable situation more than once (usually 2 times)

Jim: Hey man lets go talk to those girls and ask if they want to come to Roger’s party with us
Sam: I don’t know bro, I don’t want to be fucking two trees with the same cock

by JuanCarlosTaco November 17, 2017

plant it like a fucking apple tree

when you pop an ollie or something and make a perfect landing

"i pop it and BAM! i plant it, i plant it like a fucking apple tree"

by jacobthreethreethree March 17, 2009

fuck bitches, plant trees

eco-friendly rendition of the phrase "fuck bitches, get money"

jake: yo man
yoko: wassup bro?
jake: my girl is being a crazy bitch today
yoko: fuck bitches, plant trees

by fuckbitchesplanttrees September 6, 2011

Hippity Hop Hippity Hee GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY TREE

Say this when someone's in your tree

HIPPITY HOP HIPPITY HEE GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY TREE

by Yeetord February 14, 2020

Tree Fucked

Getting a fishing hook stuck in a tree numerous times only to have the weight alone come back and fuck your knee up

Today I got tree fucked after my damn hook got hung up on that there tree

by CoochieMan6942005 May 26, 2021

Fucking tree house

noun, plural: Fucking tree houses

Contemporary term for Sukkah (plural: Sukkot) (from Dictionary.com: a booth or hut roofed with branches, built against or near a house or synagogue and used during the Jewish festival of Sukkoth as a temporary dining or living area.)

Bro, after simchas beis we had a crazy farby in the Fucking tree house...

Dude, why the fuck didn't you fucking come to the bein at the Fucking tree house??

by GovAndrewCuomo August 25, 2021