this little pissy puppy shits every goddamn day at the same time when the mayor comes to my house to court my 13 year old daughter. Inevitable the puckered pooch knows shit when she sees it and darts out of the house and lands perfectly a beautiful turd sort of liquidy succulent basking that never fails to hit the target. The mayor is such a fucking prick and child molester he keeps coming over because my mom is a whore and cannot pass by an offer of security that never arrives.
by Bukos-Bukos Gardenia September 21, 2011