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stopwatch 

1. A time-keeping device.

2. A phallic innuendo originating from the Torchwood television series, a spin-off of Doctor Who.
---"You still got that stopwatch? I think we've got a few minutes before the student get themselves in here, and I'm curious as to exactly how many minutes that might amount to."

-"You can’t fully enjoy using a stopwatch in just five minutes.”

---"I suppose you may have a point there.But in that case you still owe me, best keep it about in your pants for later then, before we find reason for you to draw it out."

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shuwatch 

The exclamation utterred by Ultraman when he jumped or otherwise exerted a lot of energy.
As Ultraman flipped Gamora, he yelled "Shuwatch".
shuwatch by Dwight Shroote May 25, 2008

alaskan stopwatch 

When doing a girl from behind, and she reaches around and pulls the condom off and puts you back in her raw.
My girlfriend and I were going at it doggystyle last night, and she wasn't feeling me with the condom on. So she pulled the old Alaskan Stopwatch on me and we fucked like crazy.
alaskan stopwatch by Mikey 145 April 26, 2006

stopwatcher 

a person who is obsessed with stop lights
dude bro pay attention to the road and not the stop lights you stopwatcher!
stopwatcher by little RR king April 11, 2011

Stopwatch Effect 

When a man tries to use the restroom, such as in a urinal, and another man walks in and begins speaking, breaking Male Bathroom Etiquette. The first man's stream then begins to stop flowing, and begin, as the second man starts and stops talking.
Man #1: *urinating*

Man #2: *urinating* Hey, Bob.

Man #1: *stops urinating* Stop talking, you're giving me the stopwatch effect.

suiwatch 

suicide watch
*see 4/10 white guy with cutie black girl* "
"Holy kek, blackcels on suiwatch"
suiwatch by Tony Ultra March 21, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026