A raging boner of a hard man, often tipifyied by the tip of his hyde. Can generally be considered a marvel of the modern era, also, likes to be wanked off by six formers. "Them girls they all love me" is gaelic for, Sturr-óck. King of killing mongs and all round genious sex face bastard.
I just sled down a hill and banged my face of a Sturrock, I will never go back there. *shudder*