Sturley earplugs

when you are receiving oral sex and you are about to climax take your schlong out and cum on your hands. then slap your hands on your partners ears so they cant hear.

i gave lydia the sturley earplugs last night, so she did the rabinator on me

Sturley earplugs by harro dero April 8, 2007

sturley bird

basically jones has toenail talons like an eagle. people only discuss sturley birds over dinner but by no means is this something you want to discuss while eating.

jonesy, i heard you have talons for feet--what a sturley bird!

sturley bird by thesturleybirdh8tr June 1, 2011

Burley Sturley 

Someone who works out obsessively to compensate for their microscopic penis.

Holy shit he's jacked!
Don't worry he's just Burley Sturley.

Burley Sturley by HB_Fagatron June 15, 2009

studley 

The biggest, baddest, prickliest hedgehog ever. Bad tempered with a sharp, sarcastic edge.

Did you hear him hiss? He's such a studley.

studley by Picklegherkin July 7, 2015

Stutley 

stutley, a small creature who has difficulty doing the simplest of tasks and tries to find reasons to leave his location to 'annoy' another creature, stutleys have alot of imagination and make up wild and wrong stories, likes to farm

dont be such a stutley you cock, theres a stutley over their lets catch it

Stutley by KliffArd not clifford August 17, 2003

Starley

A kind hearted person who cares for everyone. She shows great humour and stands up for what is right. You are really lucky to know a Starley.

He knows a Starley how lucky.

Starley by Guccipenguin1900 December 14, 2019

sterley 

The fucking goat.Sterley is a honey blond who likes to fuck thots and always has a fun time. He is always up to shit doing the craziest stuff. He is a absolute beast that loves to party. You would be lucky to party with a Sterley. Sterley's normally have a couple of freckles and always a humungas dick. He only smashes thicc thots that like to party like him. Sterley is a very street wise man who will always end up with a 20 year old wife and filthy rich.

That oak is fucking all the fresh chicks, he must be a Sterley

sterley by FactBoy69 May 8, 2019