stompies 

loud foot steps plural

Don't make so many stompies or they will hear us!

stompies by Robbie Trotta June 30, 2008

Stumpism 

The study and appreciation of Stumps. Stumps are often ignored and rarely make the news. But there are a growing number of people becoming aware of their significance. Not only was a Stump once very possibly a mighty tree, the word "Stump" can now entail the description of a vertically challenged Human Being.

#1. When running naked through the Forest, pay close attention to Stumps.

#2. That girl is one sporty little Stump.

#3. When I go to college, I am going to study Stumpism and spread awareness and tolerance of this natural and beautiful phenomenon.

Stumpism by oldcaligirl October 10, 2011

big stompies 

heffa rectangular school shoes commonly wore by the beast neb atkinson

bens got his big stompies on

big stompies by rordan gamsay July 28, 2020

Stumples 

A rare and extreme case of "cankles" in which each leg of a "big-boned" lass in question takes on a tree-trunk likeness. The stumple begins (or ends) where the ankle bone SHOULD be seen and finishes (or starts) in areas that are too frightful to imagine. Moss and hair-stubble accentuates this unseemly occurrence.

In some cases, backgound radiation is emitted from said lumber logs. Largely very dangerous to get caught in between.

"Good Lord, Big Bertha's stumples are exceptionally endowed today."

Stumples by DGFab January 11, 2009

stompies 

Left over cigarettes, smoked up to their butts.

Picking up stompies. (joining in the middle of a conversation)

stompies by vinod Bharathan May 19, 2004

Slumpies

Slumpy (singular) or Slumpies (plural) -

Most often used in marketing and media interpellation, a slumpy is a socially liberal, urban-minded, physically conservative yuppie between the ages of 18 to 36.

"This used to be my 'hood. But since its gentrification 10 years ago, er, excuse me, since its 'revitalization,' its become an anthill of latte-sucking, yoga mat-toting white slumpies."

yuppies gentrification marketing business demographics revitalization neighborhood yoga white Anglo professionals

Slumpies by Simon Moya-Smith March 19, 2012

stumples 

Pimples on an amputees stump.

Honey, my nub is inflamed with little pimples...I think I have stumples

stumples by Jason Fuller & Eric P Naas January 4, 2009