Stumpy

When ones height is exceeded by their width

That nigga so stumpy he must be related to Spencer Friedman

by Savage mike March 4, 2019

Stumpy

A student at State University of New York College of Environmental Science and Forestry, less obnoxiously SUNY ESF. Many students identify themselves as a "Stumpy" (or "Stumpie"). The nickname was given to students by their neighbors at Syracuse University, probably in the 1920s, and most-likely refers to forestry "stump jumpers". Although originally used as an insult, today, most students embrace the nickname with pride.


basically we're a bunch of super rad hippies at ESF. you're jealous, it's okay.

"We are stumpys and proud!"

by mb_esf August 28, 2008

stumpy

n; A stumpy is a one who plays third base in softball but ironically enough has never gotten to third base himself.

There sat stumpy too afraid to take a lead so he sat on the base playing with his balls.

by PaulyShoresPosse-3 November 14, 2006

stumpy

A Stumpy is a short, fat, lazy man who loves sleeping in til 3PM. He usually watches somewhere around 5-6 hours of television a night with himself and his broken couch. A Stumpy also tells many fictional fables or stories.

I called my jobless friend a "Stumpy" because he was a fat and useless.

by ghjh March 8, 2006

stumpy

A short, fat, harry girl who people often mistake for a legless, male rat

Woah, is that a rat or a stumpy?

by BIZATCH MWAHAHHA June 27, 2003

stumpy

A dick that is 2 times the size wide as it is long

Man, I don't know what the hell that thing was, looked like a stumpy

by joe blow November 13, 2002

Stumpy

After abusing a substance, this word is often thrown around to indicate that one is intoxicated and generally affected by said substance.

DC: C'mon man, get in the car!
MM: Man, I'm way too stumpy.

by cc58 January 19, 2006