| 1. | [studio talent] | ||
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when an artist of any genre sounds good in a recording studio, but live or on the spot they show that they dont really have skill nor talent John: "Man, his album is fire!"
Mark: "Naw, he got studio talent... he got booed at his concert last month." |
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| 2. | Sponjetta | ||
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A woman who sings about being in her studio to a very catchy tune. Commonly found on America's Got Talent, sometimes with assistants from Nick Cannon. Hey baby, when you get home you don't have to worry about me. I'll be in my normal place and you know where that be: up in my studio. I'll be in my studio, studio. Up up in my studio, studio. I'll be in my studio. I'll be in my studio. I'll be in my studio. Up up in my studio. -Sponjetta
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| 3. | eminem | ||
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definately irony. a wigger who made a racist song. his black girlfriend left him for a black guy during his younger vanilla ice stage, and he couldnt fight the guy, so being the studio gangster he is, he just made a song about black people. eminem sucks. he gets fucked in the ass by dr. dre, who's a crossdresser see eazy e's 187'um album booklet. dr. dre is also the definition of a studiogangster, the term was made especially for him by the realest label in history, ruthless. consisting of eazy e, gangsta dresta, bg knocc out (who's in prison for a shooting) and the greatest group ever, bone thugs n harmony. eminem was beat up by another white rapper named cage outside of a new york radio station. and it was recorded and put on the news (how embarassing). he was arrested for a publicity stunt where he pulled an unloaded gun on somebody, and his hands were shaking so bad he dropped it. his fuck buddy proof was recently shot for trying to be hard too. eminem is as much of a clown as dr. dre.
only rich white kids take eminem seriously. eminem and the rest of aftermath is nothing but studio/mtv/fairytell gangsters. eminem used to cut his hair like vanilla ice. if you want real music check out bone thugs n harmony, they're true to what they rap about, and sold over 30 million through talent, and not playing on their race. "niggas straight kill me, knowin that they prankstaz/ this is goin out to ya studio gangsters"-gangsta dresta |
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| 4. | studio magic | ||
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that thing that can make a guy off the street sound like Chris Brown, or some woman sound like Mariah Carey. That's why singers always sound better on CD than live on-stage. Guy: Sometimes I wonder why singers always sound different on CD than in real person.
Guy2: Well that's because of studio magic. It can make anybody sound like they sing good. Even insert famous singer here. Guy: Meanwhile the regular people with real singing talent are practically living in their cubicles or can't get a break. |
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| 5. | Lady Gaga | ||
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A terrible excuse for a singer. She is the owner of the abomination known as Poker Face, which has to be one of the worst songs I have ever heard. Why is it that 99% of all musical artists these days have absolutely no talent? It is all about looks and image. All the music is created by computers and studio editing. Just go to a concert for a band of today. The singing is awful and the music is usually a recording or the people playing the music aren't the main part of the band. People just like this kind of music so they can be "popular" and like the popular songs just to fit in. person1: I went to the Lady Gaga concert yesterday.
person2: How was it? person1: I thought it was a different singer, it sounded nothing like her. person2: That's studio editing for you. |
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| 6. | suicide silence | ||
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suicide silence-
is an American deathcore band from Riverside, California, formed in 2002. The band consists of vocalist Mitch Lucker, guitarists Chris Garza and Mark Heylmun, drummer Alex Lopez and bassist Dan Kenny. Since their inception, the band has released two full-length studio albums, two EPs, four music videos and won two awards. the band is heavy, people will disagree because there signed because emo and scene kids buy there labels at stores like hot topic. this is true. yet there a very suscsessful band, and there music is extremely hardcore and fun to listen to. so called metal lover: have you herd tht shity fake metal band "suicide silence"?
true metal head: well there makin more money then you. and has an ass load more talent then you , get over it |
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| 7. | Justin Bieber | ||
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Justin Drew Bieber is a Canadian-born pop-R&B singer. His performances on YouTuve were found by manager Scooter Braun who immediately arranged for him to be flown down to Atlanta where he would be singed to Raymond Braun Media Group (RBMG) and then a recording contract with Island Records. His debut release, My World, was certified Platinum and made Bieber the first artist to have seven songs from a debut album chart on the Billboard Hot 100. His first full studio release, My World 2.0, recieved similar success, debuting number one in several countries and was certified Platinum in less than two months. Bieber's singles include "One Time," "One Less Lonely Girl," "Love Me," "Favorite Girl," "Baby (Feat. Ludacris)," "Never Let You Go," "U Smile," "Eenie Meenie (Feat. Sean Kingston)," and "Somebody to Love (Feat. Usher)." Bieber has recently gone on his first offical headlining tour, My World Tour. Bieber was the most searched celebrity on the internent and his music video, "Baby," is now the most viewed YouTube video of all time. To top it all off, he is the youngest artist since Stevie Wonder to have a #1 album and has preformed for President Obama twice. Belieber: OHMYBIEBER Justin Bieber is soooo hot!
Non Bieber-fan: You only like him for his looks, he has no talent. Belieber: Yeah, that's why he was dicovered off YouTube, is the youngest artist to have a number one album, has had nine singles in the past year, and performed for the president twice? Nice try. |
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