There could also be a stuart item, staurt n e thin. Something that stuart has is a stuart item which is declared after stuart has bought or purchased the item or product.
Stuart: yeah sure
day of party....
ringing stuart...party alreadi started
Friend:hey stuart where are you??...arent you comin??
Stuart: sorry im busy!
Friend: i thought you said you could make it??
Stuart: yeah sorry i forgot i had to go to the cinemas with my mum.
Friend: wats rong wit u i told you two wks earlier, plus im turnin 20...20 man, i cant believe your not here.
Stuart: sorry..maybe next time!
Friend: theres no nxt time for a 20th or fo any otha age!
Stuart: oh wel...
Friend: what you mean ohh wel..FAR-OUT!
stuarts mum is a mum that is....... lol