Realistically, Struggletown would be the most disfunctional town in the world, but that would never be allowed to happen.
- Clutch, the Struggletown mayor, struggles in general
- T-Bag, the Struggletown law enforcement officer, struggles to retain sobriety
- Mrs Watkins, the old lady in the Struggletown nursing home/mental institute (for the record, she loves it there and thinks clutch does a good job.)
- Rushford, the Struggletown engineer, who struggles to write and spell coherently
- A Bag of Oats