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Call in a beer strike on our position 

Introducing beer to a get together--like a baby shower, graduation party or sunday brunch--where nobody else is drinking and alcohol would be considered completely inappropriate. A beer strike will usually bring intense scorn from those around you' including your girlfriend, parents, inlaws, etc., but is the only thing that will get you through the rest of the event alive.
Gentlemen, the conversation at this baby shower has grown intolerable. I believe it’s time to "call in a beer strike on our position"
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stroked on 

While playing basketball,he goes to shoot, you jump up to stuff his shot, he shoots just before you're there and he swishes it right in your face
"man you got stroked on"
stroked on by matt May 30, 2003

on strike 

v. 1) engaged in a stoppage of work, services, or other activities, as by union workers to get better wages.

v. 2) to engage in what has become an infamous French pastime
1) The Teachers Union is going on strike due to their piss-poor wages and lack of respect by society in general.

2) Don't go to France in August since the entire workforce is likely to go on strike due to a cigarette shortage, the heat, a bad batch of fromage.
on strike by Call Me Ishmael June 29, 2007

on strike 

broken or malfunctioning
My phone is on strike, hit me up on facebook
on strike by pursle December 2, 2011

strike out on a bitch 

To strike out on a bitch means to leave her ass like a sitting duck because you ain't trying to love her.
This bitch told me she loves me so I had to strike out on a bitch!
strike out on a bitch by BrokePimp December 11, 2017

Miners on strike 

Named after the industrial action 1984-85 (The Miners Strike) when Britain was brought to it's knees by miners solidarity and the phrase 'One out, all out'.

A particularly agressive bout of diarrhoea that reduces time spent in the toilet by 50%.
Feeling rough today Dougal.
Had a few beers last night and I've got the miners on strike. Excuse me.......got to dash....

hop on counter strike 

Slang for aggressive, fruitful gay sex.
“Yo bro, hop on counter strike
“No, that game sucks ass.”
hop on counter strike by Hexagonic February 27, 2024