Groinal Stretches 

When wearing tights, often we find that the groin area insists on sagging. To overcome this, we stretch the groinal area by widening the legs, either with legs side by side, or placing one foot forward and one foot back.

Chantelle: "What are you doing? You look like a goon"
Charmaine: "My tights are lowering, I'm doing groinal stretches"

Groinal Stretches by Alice Taylor September 5, 2006

Ed Stretches 

An exercise program invented by Ed Crankshaft, done by him when played for the Toledo Mudhens. Of course it includes the Mudhen Bend, but it also includes other things. It is performed on a therapy ball and can be done anywhere.

Lena: Ed, I'm all worked up. I''m stiff. This bowling ball feels like lead.

Ed: (starts laughing at her) Well, have no fear, Ed Crankshaft is here. I know how to fix it! Try my Ed Stretches. They'll help.

Lena: Come on, medicine ball therapy. What are you talking about, Edward?

Ed: (looking at her stern) Lena Alice Johnson! Trust me, this always worked for me and it will work for you, too. Just try it.

Lena: Well, if it will help me bowl, sure, I'll try it.

(Ed and Lena start stretching on the ball)

Lena: Wow! You were right. Ed Stretches really work.

Ed: (laughing again) Lena, I told you they would. That's ball's gonna go down that lane like a hot knife through bacon!

Ed Stretches by Dusty's Baby Powder April 7, 2011

Aaron Stretches 

A stretch one performs prior to masturbation to prevent awful forearm cramps. Also called Rene Stretches.

Wow, I pulled a muscle wanking it last night... I should have done some Aaron Stretches first!

Aaron Stretches by Sir Uncealot May 8, 2008

V Stretches

1. A stretch involving your vaginal area to be, well, stretched.

2. Something Ashli has mastered :D

1. Yay, we get to do V Stretches :D
My vagina's been all unstretched lately :O

2. Hey, see that Ashli chick? The reeeaally pretty one with perfect hair? Yeah, she's fucking awesome V Stretches, yo.

V Stretches by Meep :) March 12, 2009

Aaron Stretches 

A stretch one performs prior to masturbation to prevent awful forearm cramps. It is usually done by holding the arm straight out and pulling the fingers back over the arm.

Wow, I pulled a muscle wanking it last night... I should have done some Aaron Stretches first!

Aaron Stretches by Sir Uncealot April 15, 2008

Baby Dinosaur Stretches 

Stretching done in the morning before getting out of bed, so named for the noise made by people with high-pitched voices.

"I always do my baby dinosaur stretches before getting out of bed."

Baby Dinosaur Stretches by Bartizan February 27, 2015

Scratches at a Level 6 With Deeper Grooves at a Level 7

Something Zac from JerryRigEverything says in nearly every YouTube Video. He is known for literally destroying phones for a living with various durability tests. Refers to the Moh's Scale of Hardness, and how strong certain cell phone glass is.

Most cell phone glass scratches at a level 6 on the Moh's Scale of Hardness with more scratches being visible with a level 7 'pick'.

"Glass is glass, and scratches at a level 6 with deeper grooves at a level 7".

Scratches at a Level 6 With Deeper Grooves at a Level 7 by samsung0804 July 27, 2019